Marketing Research Ppt
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Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
COOKING TIP
To get maximum juice out of lemons microwave the lemons for 15 seconds or soak them in hot water for an hour before juicing.
smile
THE SMILE
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty little girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The little girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty little girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The little girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
Quotation
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln
health tip
For whiter teeth, create a mixture of baking soda and salt. The common salt should be very less compared to the baking soda. Rub your teeth with this mixture in a gentle manner and witness instant results. Application on gums could cause damage.
handyhint
To remove ink from clothes generously apply toothpaste on the ink spots and let it dry completely, then wash.
ESSAY FROM A CHILD
A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write a essay about
what they would like God to do for them...
At the end of the day while marking the essays, she read one that made
her very emotional. Her husband, that had just walked in saw her crying
and asked her:
"What happened?"
She answered: "Read this. It's one of my students essays."
Oh God, tonight I ask you something very special: Make me into a
television. I want to take its place. Live like the TV in my house. Have
my own special place, And have my family around ME. To be taken
seriously when I talk... I want to be the centre of attention and be
heard without interruptions or questions. I want to receive the same
special care that the TV receives when it is not working. Have the
company of my dad when he arrives home from work, even when he is tired.
And I want my mom to want me when she is sad and upset, instead of
ignoring me... And... I want my brothers to fight to be with me... I
want to feel that family just leaves everything aside, every now and
then, just to spend some time with me. And last but not least make it
that I can make them all happy and entertain them...
Lord I don't ask you for much... I just want to live like every TV
At that moment the husband said: "My God, poor kid. What horrible parents!"
She looked up at him and said: "That essay is our son's!!!"
Makes you think doesn't it?????
what they would like God to do for them...
At the end of the day while marking the essays, she read one that made
her very emotional. Her husband, that had just walked in saw her crying
and asked her:
"What happened?"
She answered: "Read this. It's one of my students essays."
Oh God, tonight I ask you something very special: Make me into a
television. I want to take its place. Live like the TV in my house. Have
my own special place, And have my family around ME. To be taken
seriously when I talk... I want to be the centre of attention and be
heard without interruptions or questions. I want to receive the same
special care that the TV receives when it is not working. Have the
company of my dad when he arrives home from work, even when he is tired.
And I want my mom to want me when she is sad and upset, instead of
ignoring me... And... I want my brothers to fight to be with me... I
want to feel that family just leaves everything aside, every now and
then, just to spend some time with me. And last but not least make it
that I can make them all happy and entertain them...
Lord I don't ask you for much... I just want to live like every TV
At that moment the husband said: "My God, poor kid. What horrible parents!"
She looked up at him and said: "That essay is our son's!!!"
Makes you think doesn't it?????
smile
First year of marriage: Man speaks woman listens.
Second year: Woman speaks man listens.
Third year: Both speak the neighbours listen.
Second year: Woman speaks man listens.
Third year: Both speak the neighbours listen.
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